When Lide Married Him - W'Y, She Had To Jes Dee-Fy The Whole Poppilation! - But She Never Bat' An Eye! Her Parents Begged, And Threatened - She Must Give Him Up - That He Wuz Jes "A Common Drunkard!" - And He Wuz, Appearantly. - Swore They'd Chase Him Off The Place Ef He Ever Showed His Face - Long After She'd Eloped With Him And Married Him Fer Shore! - When Lide Married Him, It Wuz "Katy, Bar The Door!" When Lide Married Him - Well! She Had To Go And Be A Hired Girl In Town Somewheres - While He Tromped Round To See What He Could Git That He Could Do, - You Might Say, Jes Sawed Wood From Door To Door! - That's What He Done - 'Cause That Wuz Best He Could! And The Strangest Thing, I Jing! Wuz, He Didn't Drink A Thing, - But Jes Got Down To Bizness, Like He Someway Wanted To, When Lide Married Him, Like They Warned Her Not To Do! When Lide Married Him - Er, Ruther, Had Ben Married A Little Up'Ards Of A Year - Some Feller Come And Carried That Hired Girl Away With Him - A Ruther Stylish Feller In A Bran-New Green Spring-Wagon, With The Wheels Striped Red And Yeller: And He Whispered, As They Driv Tords The Country, "Now We'll Live!" - And Somepin' Else She Laughed To Hear, Though Both Her Eyes Wuz Dim, 'Bout "Trustin' Love And Heav'N Above, Sence Lide Married Him!"