Curs'D Be The Man, The Poorest Wretch In Life, The Crouching Vassal To The Tyrant Wife! Who Has No Will But By Her High Permission; Who Has Not Sixpence But In Her Possession; Who Must To Her His Dear Friend'S Secret Tell; Who Dreads A Curtain Lecture Worse Than Hell! Were Such The Wife Had Fallen To My Part, I'd Break Her Spirit, Or I'd Break Her Heart; I'd Charm Her With The Magic Of A Switch, I'd Kiss Her Maids, And Kick The Perverse B----H.