Oh, Wing Tee Wee Was A Sweet Chinee, And She Lived In The Town Of Tac. Her Eyes Were Blue, And Her Curling Queue Hung Dangling Down Her Back; And She Fell In Love With Gay Win Sil When He Wrote His Name On A Laundry Bill. And, Oh, Tim Told Was A Pirate Bold, And He Sailed In A Chinese Junk; And He Loved, Ah Me! Sweet Wing Tee Wee, But His Valiant Heart Had Sunk; So He Drowned His Blues In Fickle Fizz, And Vowed The Maid Would Yet Be His. So Bold Tim Told Showed All His Gold To The Maid In The Town Of Tac; And Sweet Wing Wee Eloped To Sea, And Nevermore Came Back; For In Far Chinee The Maids Are Fair, And The Maids Are False, As Everywhere.