I Have Come With My Verses - I Think I May Claim It Is Not The First Time I Have Tried On The Same. They Were Puckered In Rhyme, They Were Wrinkled In Wit; But Your Hearts Were So Large That They Made Them A Fit. I Have Come - Not To Tease You With More Of My Rhyme, But To Feel As I Did In The Blessed Old Time; I Want To Hear Him With The Brobdingnag Laugh - We Count Him At Least As Three Men And A Half. I Have Come To Meet Judges So Wise And So Grand That I Shake In My Shoes While They're Shaking My Hand; And The Prince Among Merchants Who Put Back The Crown When They Tried To Enthrone Him The King Of The Town. I Have Come To See George - Yes, I Think There Are Four, If They All Were Like These I Could Wish There Were More. I Have Come To See One Whom We Used To Call "Jim," I Want To See - Oh, Don't I Want To See Him? I Have Come To Grow Young - On My Word I Declare I Have Thought I Detected A Change In My Hair! One Hour With "The Boys" Will Restore It To Brown - And A Wrinkle Or Two I Expect To Rub Down. Yes, That's What I've Come For, As All Of Us Come; When I Meet The Dear Boys I Could Wish I Were Dumb. You Asked Me, You Know, But It's Spoiling The Fun; I Have Told What I Came For; My Ditty Is Done.