Tim[2] And Dick Had Equal Fame, And Both Had Equal Knowledge; Tom Could Write And Spell His Name, But Dick Had Seen The College. Dick A Coxcomb, Tom Was Mad, And Both Alike Diverting; Tom Was Held The Merrier Lad, But Dick The Best At Farting. Dick Would Cock His Nose In Scorn, But Tom Was Kind And Loving; Tom A Footboy Bred And Born, But Dick Was From An Oven.[3] Dick Could Neatly Dance A Jig, But Tom Was Best At Borees; Tom Would Pray For Every Whig, And Dick Curse All The Tories. Dick Would Make A Woful Noise, And Scold At An Election; Tom Huzza'D The Blackguard Boys, And Held Them In Subjection. Tom Could Move With Lordly Grace, Dick Nimbly Skipt The Gutter; Tom Could Talk With Solemn Face, But Dick Could Better Sputter. Dick Was Come To High Renown Since He Commenced Physician; Tom Was Held By All The Town The Deeper Politician. Tom Had The Genteeler Swing, His Hat Could Nicely Put On; Dick Knew Better How To Swing His Cane Upon A Button. Dick For Repartee Was Fit, And Tom For Deep Discerning; Dick Was Thought The Brighter Wit, But Tom Had Better Learning. Dick With Zealous Noes And Ayes Could Roar As Loud As Stentor, In The House 'Tis All He Says; But Tom Is Eloquenter.