After R. H. A Strong Discomfort In The Dress Dwindling The Clothes To Nothingness Saving, For Due Decorum Placed, A Huckaback About The Waist, Or Wanton Towel-Et, Whose Touch Haply May Spare To Chafe O'Ermuch: A Languid Frame, From Head To Feet Prankt In The Arduous Prickle-Heat: An Erring Fly, That Here And There Enwraths The Crimsoned Suffer'R: An Upward Toe, Whose Skill Enjoys The Slipper'S Curious Equipoise: A Punkah Wantoning, Whereby Papers Do Flow Confoundedly: By Such Comportment, And Th' Offence Of Thy Fantastic Eloquence, Dost Thou, My William, Make It Known That Thou Art Warm, And Best Alone.