Old Nick, Who Taught The Village-School, Wedded A Maid Of Homespun Habit; He Was As Stubborn As A Mule, She Was As Playful As A Rabbit. Poor Jane Had Scarce Become A Wife, Before Her Husband Sought To Make Her The Pink Of Country-Polished Life, And Prim And Formal As A Quaker. One Day The Tutor Went Abroad, And Simple Jenny Sadly Missed Him; When He Returned, Behind Her Lord She Slyly Stole, And Fondly Kissed Him! The Husband'S Anger Rose!--And Red And White His Face Alternate Grew! "Less Freedom, Ma'am!"--Jane Sighed And Said, "Oh, Dear! I Didn't Know 'Twas You!"