Oh, Turn Not From The Hum-Ble Pig, My Child, Or Think Him In-Fra Dig. We Oft Hear Lit-Er-A-Ry Men Boast Of The In-Flu-Ence Of The Pen; Yet When We Read In His-To-Ry'S Page Of Hu-Man Pigs In Ev-Er-Y Age, From Cr[Oe]-Sus To The Pres-Ent Day, Is It, My Child, So Hard To Say (De-Spite The Scribes' Vain-Glo-Ri-Ous Boast) What Pen Has In-Flu-Enced Man The Most?