Says Dick, "Ther'S A Nooation Sprung Up I' Mi Yed, For Th' Furst Time I'Th' Whole Coorse O' Mi Life, An Aw've Takken A Fancy Aw'St Like To Be Wed, If Aw Knew Who To Get For A Wife. Aw Dooant Want A Woman Wi' Beauty, Nor Brass, For Aw've Nawther To Booast On Misel; What Aw Want Is A Warm-Hearted, Hard-Workin Lass, An Ther'S Lots To Be Fun, Aw've Heeard Tell. To Be Single Is All Weel Enuff Nah An Then, But It's Awk'Ard When Th' Weshin Day Comes; For Aw Nivver Think Sooapsuds Agree Weel Wi' Men; They Turn All Mi Ten Fingers To Thumbs. An Aw'M Sure It's A Fact, Long Afoor Aw Get Done, Aw'M Slopt Throo Mi Waist To Mi Fit; An Th' Floor'S In A Pond, As If Th' Peggy-Tub Run, An Mi Back Warks As If It 'Ud Split. Aw Fancied Aw'St Manage At Breead-Bakin Best; Soa One Day Aw Bethowt Me To Try, But Aw Gate Soa Flustered, Aw Ne'er Thowt O'Th' Yeast, Soa Aw Mud As Weel Offered To Fly. Aw Did Mak A Dumplin, But A'A! Dear A Me! Abaght That Lot Aw Hardly Dar Think; Aw Ne'er Fan Th' Mistak Till Aw Missed Th' Sooap, Yo See, An Saw Th' Suet I'Th' Sooap-Box O'Th' Sink. But A New-Year'S Just Startin, An Soa Aw Declare Aw'll Be Wed If A Wife'S To Be Had; For Mi Clooas Is Soa Ragg'D Woll Aw'M Ommost Hauf Bare, An Thease Mullucks, They're Drivin Me Mad. Soa, If Yo Should Know, Or Should Chonce To Hear Tell, Ov A Lass 'At To Wed Is Inclined, Talegraft Me At Once, An Aw'll See Her Misel, Afoor Shoo Can Alter Her Mind."