A'S Aristides, Or Gladstone The Good; B Is Lord B., Whom I'd Crush If I Could. C Are Conservatives, Full Of Mad Pranks; D Are The Dunces Who Fill Up Their Ranks. E Stands For Ewelme, Of Some Notoriety; F For The Fuss Made In Oxford Society. G Stands For Gladstone, A Hewer Of Wood; H Is My Hatchet Of Merciless Mood. I Is The Irish Church Which I Cut Down: J Are The Jobs Which I Kill With A Frown, K Are The Knocks Which I Give And I Take: L Are The Liberals Whom I Forsake. M Are The Ministry Whom I Revile; N Are The Noodles My Speeches Beguile. O Is The Office I Mean To Refuse: P Is The Premier - I Long For His Shoes. Q Are The Qualms Of My Conscience Refined; R Is The Rhetoric Nothing Can Bind, S Is Herr Schliemann Who Loves Much To Walk About T Ancient Troy, Which I Love Much To Talk About. U Is The Union Of Church And State; V Are My Former Views, Now Out Of Date. W Is William, The People'S 'True Bill,' X Is The Exit From Power Of That 'Will.' Y Is Young England, Who Soon Will Unite Z In Fresh Zeal For The 'People'S Delight.' (1879)