I. Said The Duck To The Kangaroo, "Good Gracious! How You Hop Over The Fields, And The Water Too, As If You Never Would Stop! My Life Is A Bore In This Nasty Pond; And I Long To Go Out In The World Beyond: I Wish I Could Hop Like You," Said The Duck To The Kangaroo. Ii. "Please Give Me A Ride On Your Back," Said The Duck To The Kangaroo: "I Would Sit Quite Still, And Say Nothing But 'Quack' The Whole Of The Long Day Through; And We'd Go The Dee, And The Jelly Bo Lee, Over The Land, And Over The Sea: Please Take Me A Ride! Oh, Do!" Said The Duck To The Kangaroo. Iii. Said The Kangaroo To The Duck, "This Requires Some Little Reflection. Perhaps, On The Whole, It Might Bring Me Luck; And There Seems But One Objection; Which Is, If You'll Let Me Speak So Bold, Your Feet Are Unpleasantly Wet And Cold, And Would Probably Give Me The Roo- Matiz," Said The Kangaroo. Iv. Said The Duck, "As I Sate On The Rocks, I Have Thought Over That Completely; And I Bought Four Pairs Of Worsted Socks, Which Fit My Web-Feet Neatly; And, To Keep Out The Cold, I've Bought A Cloak; And Every Day A Cigar I'll Smoke; All To Follow My Own Dear True Love Of A Kangaroo." V. Said The Kangaroo, "I'm Ready, All In The Moonlight Pale; But To Balance Me Well, Dear Duck, Sit Steady, And Quite At The End Of My Tail." So Away They Went With A Hop And A Bound; And They Hopped The Whole World Three Times Round. And Who So Happy, Oh! Who, As The Duck And The Kangaroo?