Ha Weel Aw Remember That Big Christmas Puddin, That Puddin Mooast Famous Ov All In A Year; When Each Lad At Th' Table Mud Stuff All He Could In, An Ne'er Have A Word Ov Refusal To Fear. Ha Its Raand Speckled Face, Craand Wi' Sprigs O' Green Holly Seem'D Sweeatin Wi' Juices Ov Currans An Plums; An Its Fat Cheeks Made Ivvery One Laff An Feel Jolly, For It Seem'D Like A Meetin Ov Long Parted Chums, That Big Christmas Pudding, - That Rich Steamin Puddin, - That Scrumptious Plum Puddin, Mi Mother Had Made. Ther Wor Father An Mother, - Awr Hannah An Mary, Uncle Tom An Ont Nancy, An Smart Cussin Jim; An Jim'S Sister Kitty, As Sweet As A Fairy, - An Sam Wi' His Fiddle, - We Couldn't Spare Him. We'd Rooast Beef An Mutton, A Gooise Full O' Stuffin, Boil'D Turnips An Taties, An Moor O' Sich Kind; An Fooamin Hooam Brewed, - Why, - Aw Think We'd Enuff In, To Sail A Big Ship If We'd Been Soa Inclined. An Then We'd That Puddin - That Thumpin Big Puddin - That Rich Christmas Puddin, Mi Mother Had Made. Sam Sat Next To Mary An Jim Tuk Awr Hannah, An Kitty Ov Coorse Had To Sit Next To Me, - An Th' Stuff Wor Sooin Meltin Away In A Manner, 'At Mi Mother Declared 'T Wor A Pleasur To See. They Wor Nowt Could Be Mended, We Sed When It Ended, An All Seem'D As Happy As Happy Could Be; An Aw've Nivver Repented, For Kitty Consented, An Shoo'S Still Breet An Bonny An A Gooid Wife To Me. An Aw Think O' That Puddin, - That Fateful Plum Puddin, - That Match Makkin Puddin Mi Mother Had Made.