Suppose, My Dear, That You Were I And By Your Side Your Sweetheart Sate; Suppose You Noticed By And By The Distance 'Twixt You Were Too Great; Now Tell Me, Dear, What Would You Do? I Know--And So Do You. And When (So Comfortably Placed) Suppose You Only Grew Aware That That Dear, Dainty Little Waist Of Hers Looked Very Lonely There; Pray Tell Me Sooth--What Would You Do? I Know, And So Do You. When, Having Done What I Just Did With Not A Frown To Check Or Chill, Suppose Her Red Lips Seemed To Bid Defiance To Your Lordly Will; Oh, Tell Me, Sweet, What Would You Do? I Know, And So Do You.