Two Neighbours, Fighting For A Yard Of Land; Two Witnesses, Who Lie On Either Hand; Two Lawyers, Issuing Many Writs And Pleas; Two Clerks, In A Dark Passage Counting Fees; Two Counsel, Calling One Another Names; Two Courts, Where Lawyers Play Their Little Games; Two Weeks At Leeds, Which Wear The Soul Away; Two Judges Getting Limper Every Day; Two Bailiffs Of The Court With Aspect Sour-- So Runs The Round Of Life From Hour To Hour.