1 I Know The Thing That's Most Uncommon; (Envy Be Silent, And Attend!) I Know A Reasonable Woman, Handsome And Witty, Yet A Friend. 2 Not Warp'D By Passion, Awed By Rumour, Not Grave Through Pride, Or Gay Through Folly, An Equal Mixture Of Good Humour, And Sensible Soft Melancholy. 3 'Has She No Faults, Then (Envy Says), Sir?' Yes, She Has One, I Must Aver: When All The World Conspires To Praise Her, The Woman'S Deaf, And Does Not Hear.