There Was A Man And He Was Mad, And He Jump'D Into A Pea-Swad;[A] The Pea-Swad Was Over-Full, So He Jump'D Into A Roaring Bull; The Roaring Bull Was Over-Fat, So He Jump'D Into A Gentleman'S Hat; The Gentleman'S Hat Was Over-Fine, So He Jump'D Into A Bottle Of Wine; The Bottle Of Wine Was Over-Dear, So He Jump'D Into A Bottle Of Beer; The Bottle Of Beer Was Over-Thick, So He Jump'D Into A Club-Stick; The Club-Stick Was Over-Narrow, So He Jump'D Into A Wheel-Barrow; The Wheel-Barrow Began To Crack, So He Jump'D On To A Hay-Stack; The Hay-Stack Began To Blaze, So He Did Nothing But Cough And Sneeze! [Footnote A: The Pod Or Shell Of A Pea.]