I Had A Little Dog, And His Name Was Blue Bell, I Gave Him Some Work, And He Did It Very Well; I Sent Him Up Stairs To Pick Up A Pin, He Stepped In The Coal-Scuttle Up To The Chin; I Sent Him To The Garden To Pick Some Sage, He Tumbled Down And Fell In A Rage; I Sent Him To The Cellar To Draw A Pot Of Beer, He Came Up Again And Said There Was None There.