I'm Single Yet--I'm Single Yet! And Years Have Flown Since I Came Out! In Vain I Sigh--In Vain I Fret-- Ye Gods! What Are The Men About? I Vow I'm Twenty!--O Ye Powers! A Spinster'S Lot Is Hard To Bear-- On Earth Alone To Pass Her Hours, And Afterward Lead Apes--Down There! No Offer Yet--No Offer Yet! I'm Puzzled Quite To Make It Out: For Every Beau My Cap I Set-- What, What, What Are The Men About? They Don't Propose--They Won't Propose, For Fear, Perhaps, I'd Not Say, "Yes!" Just Let Them Try--For Heaven Knows I'm Tired Of Single-Blessedness. Not Married Yet--Not Married Yet-- The Deuce Is In The Men, I Fear! I'm Like A--Something To Be Let, And To Be Let Alone--That's Clear. They Say, "SHe's Pretty--But No Chink-- And Love Without It Runs In Debt!" It Agitates My Nerves To Think That I Have Had No Offer Yet.