Mylo Jones'S Wife Was All I Heerd, Mighty Near, Last Fall - Visitun Relations Down T'Other Side Of Morgantown! Mylo Jones'S Wife She Does This And That, And "Those" And "Thus"! - Can't 'Bide Babies In Her Sight - Ner No Childern, Day And Night, Whoopin' Round The Premises - Ner No Nothin' Else, I Guess! Mylo Jones'S Wife She 'Lows SHe's The Boss Of Her Own House! - Mylo - Consequences Is - Stays Whare Things Seem Some Like His, - Uses, Mostly, With The Stock - Coaxin' "Old Kate" Not To Balk, Ner Kick Hoss-Flies' Branes Out, Ner Act, I S'Pose, So Much Like Her! Yit The Wimmern-Folks Tells You SHe's Perfection. - Yes They Do! Mylo'S Wife She Says SHe's Found Home Hain'T Home With Men-Folks Round When They'S Work Like Hern To Do- Picklin' Pears And Butchern, Too, And A-Rendern Lard, And Then Cookin' Fer A Pack Of Men To Come Trackin' Up The Flore SHe's Scrubbed Tel She'll Scrub No More! - Yit She'd Keep Things Clean Ef They Made Her Scrub Tel Jedgmunt Day! Mylo Jones'S Wife She Sews Carpet-Rags And Patches Clothes Jest Year In And Out! - And Yit Whare'S The Livin' Use Of It? She Asts Mylo That. - And He Gits Back Whare he'd Ruther Be, With His Team; - Jest Plows - And Don't Never Sware - Like Some Folks Won't! Think Ef he'd Cut Loose, I Gum!'D He'P His Heavenly Chances Some! Mylo'S Wife Don't See No Use, Ner No Reason Ner Excuse Fer His Pore Relations To Hang Round Like They Allus Do! Thare 'Bout Onc'T A Year - And She - She Jest Ga'Nts 'Em, Folks Tells Me, On Spiced Pears! - Pass Mylo One, He Says "No, He Don't Chuse None!" Workin'Men Like Mylo They'd Ort To Have Meat Ev'Ry Day! Dad-Burn Mylo Jones'S Wife! Ruther Rake A Blame Caseknife 'Crost My Wizzen Than To See Sich A Womern Rulin' Me! - Ruther Take And Turn In And Raise A Fool Mule-Colt By Hand' Mylo, Though - Od-Rot The Man! - Jest Keeps Ca'M - Like Some Folks Can - And 'Lows Sich As Her, I S'Pose, Is Man'S He'Pmeet' - Mercy Knows!