1 If All The World Were Paper, And All The Sea Were Ink, And All The Trees Were Bread And Cheese, What Should We Do For Drink? 2 If All The World Were Sand--O! Oh, Then What Should We Lack--O! If, As They Say, There Were No Clay, How Should We Take Tobacco? 3 If All Our Vessels Ran-A, If None But Had A Crack, If Spanish Apes Ate All The Grapes, How Should We Do For Sack?