Perhaps You May A-Noticed I Been Soht O' Solemn Lately, Haven't Been A-Lookin' Quite So Pleasant. Mabbe I Have Been A Little Bit Too Proud And Stately; Dat'S Because I'Se Lonesome Jes' At Present. I An' Him Agreed To Quit A Week Or So Ago, Fo' Now Dat I Am In De Social Swim I'Se 'Rived To De Opinion Dat He Ain'T My Style O' Beau, So I Tole Him Dat My Watch Was Fas' Fo' Him. Refrain Oh, I Didn't Like His Clo'Es, An' I Didn't Like His Eyes, Nor His Walk, Nor His Talk, Nor His Ready-Made Neckties. I Didn't Like His Name A Bit, Jes' 'Spise The Name O' Jim; If Dem Ere Reasons Ain'T Enough, I Didn't Like Him. Dimon' Ring He Give To Me, An' Said It Was A Fine Stone. Guess It's Only Alum Mixed Wif Camphor. Took It Roun' To Eisenstein; He Said It Was A Rhinestone, Kind, He Said, He Didn't Give A Dam Fur. Sealskin Sack He Give To Me It Got Me In A Row. P'Liceman Called An' Asked To See Dat Sack; Said Another Lady Lost It. Course I Don't Know How; But I Had To Go To Jail Or Give It Back. Refrain Oh, I Didn't Like His Trade; Trade Dat Kep' Him Out All Night. he'd De Look Ob A Crook, An' He Owned A Bull'S-Eye Light. So When Policemen Come To Ask What I Know 'Bout Dat Jim, I Come To De Confusion Dat I Didn't Like Him.