My Wedded Life Must Every Pleasure Bring On Scale Extensive! If I'm Your Wife I Must Have Everything That's Most Expensive - A Lady'S-Maid - (My Hair Alone To Do I Am Not Able) - And I'm Afraid I've Been Accustomed To A First-Rate Table. These Things One Must Consider When One Marries - And Everything I Wear Must Come From Paris! Oh, Think Of That! Oh, Think Of That! I Can't Wear Anything That's Not From Paris! From Top To Toes Quite Frenchified I Am, If You Examine. And Then - Who Knows? - Perhaps Some Day A Fam - Perhaps A Famine! My Argument'S Correct, If You Examine, What Should We Do, If There Should Come A F-Famine! Though In Green Pea Yourself You Needn'T Stint In July Sunny, In Januaree It Really Costs A Mint - A Mint Of Money! No Lamb For Us - House Lamb At Christmas Sells At Prices Handsome: Asparagus, In Winter, Parallels A Monarch'S Ransom: When Purse To Bread And Butter Barely Reaches, What Is Your Wife To Do For Hot-House Peaches? Ah! Tell Me That! Ah! Tell Me That! What Is Your Wife To Do For Hot-House Peaches? Your Heart And Hand Though At My Feet You Lay, All Others Scorning! As Matters Stand, There'S Nothing Now To Say Except - Good Morning! Though Virtue Be A Husband'S Best Adorning, That Won't Pay Rates And Taxes - So, Good Morning!