Our Three Cats Is Maltese Cats, An' They'S Two That's White, - An' Bofe Of 'Em'S Deef - An' That's 'Cause Their Eyes Ain'T Right. - Uncle Say That Huxley Say Eyes Of White Maltese - When They Don't Match Thataway - They're Deef As You Please! Girls, They Like Our White Cats Best, 'Cause They're White As Snow, Yes, An' Look The Stylishest - But They're Deef, You Know! They Don't Know Their Names, An' Don't Hear Us When We Call "Come In, Nick An' Finn!" - They Won't Come Fer Us At All! But Our Other Cat, He Knows Mister Nick An' Finn, - Mowg'S His Name, - An' When He Goes Fer 'Em, They Come In! Mowgli'S All His Name - The Same Me An' Muvver Took Like The Wolf-Child'S Other Name, In "The Jungul Book." I Bet Mowg'S The Smartest Cat In The World! - He's Not White, But Mousy-Plush, With That Smoky Gloss He's Got! All'S Got Little Bells To Ring, Round Their Neck; But None Only Mowg Knows Anything - He's The Only One! I Ist 'Spect Sometimes He Hate White Cats' Stupid Ways: - He Won't Hardly 'Sociate With 'Em, Lots O' Days! Mowg Wants In Where We Air, - Well, He'll Ist Take His Paw An' Ist Ring An' Ring His Bell There Till Me Er Ma Er Somebody Lets Him In Nen An' Shuts The Door. - An', When He Wants Out Ag'In, Nen He'll Ring Some More. Ort To Hear Our Katy Tell! She Sleeps 'Way Up-Stairs; An' Last Night She Hear Mowg'S Bell Ringin' Round Somewheres... Trees Grows By Her Winder. - So, She Lean Out An' See Mowg Up There, 'Way Out, You Know, In The Clingstone-Tree; - An'-Sir! He Ist Hint An' Ring, - Till She Ketch An' Plat Them Limbs; - Nen He Crawl An' Spring In Where Katy'S At!