If I Have Erred, I Err In Company With Abraham Lincoln. - Theodore Roosevelt. If E'Er My Rhyming Be At Fault, If E'Er I Chance To Scribble Dope, If That My Metre Ever Halt, I Err In Company With Pope. An That My Grammar Go Awry, An That My English Be Askew, Sooth, I Can Prove An Alibi - The Bard Of Avon Did It Too. If Often Toward The Bottled Grape My Errant Fancy Fondly Turns, Remember, Leering Jackanape, I Err In Company With Burns. If Now And Then I Sigh "Mine Own!" Unto Another'S Wedded Wife, Remember, I Am Not Alone - Hast Ever Read Lord Byron'S Life? If Frequently I Fret And Fume, And Absolutely Will Not Smile, I Err In Company With Hume, Old Socrates And T. Carlyle. If E'Er I Fail In Etiquette, And Foozle On The Proper Stuff Regarding Manners, Don't Forget A. Tennyson'S Were Pretty Tough. Eke If I Err Upon The Side Of Talking Overmuch Of Me, I Err, It Cannot Be Denied, In Most Illustrious Company. Franklin P. Adams.