Twas On The F-F-F-First Of April D-D-Day, W-W-W-When Nature S-S-Smiled And All W-W-Was Gay, And I--W-W-Why I Was In A W-W-Whirl, 'C-C-Cause I W-W-Was W-W-Walking W-W-With My G-G-Girl. We W-W-Wandered Through A Leafless W-W-Wood W-W-Where Many Giant Oak-T-T-Trees S-S-Stood, And P-P-Paused Beside A D-D-Dark G-G-Green Pool And Sat D-D-Down On A Rustic S-S-Stool. T-T-Then Out I S-S-Spoke In Accents B-B-Bold, And All M-M-My L-Love For Her I T-T-Told. She Answered W-W-With A Sweet, S-S-Hy G-G-Glance That Pierced M-M-My H-H-Heart Like C-C-Cupid'S L-Lance. I Seized Her In A T-T-Tight Embrace, And S-S-Showered K-K-Kisses On Her F-F-Face, And T-T-Told Her That I'd G-G-Give My L-Life If She Would Only B-B-Be My W-W-Wife. "Please K-K-Keep Your L-L-Life," The M-M-Maid Replied "F-F-For I W-W-Will Gladly B-B-Be Your B-B-Bride, And Y-Y-You" She S-S-Said, In T-T-Tones Quite C-C-Cool, "W-W-Why You C-C-Can B-B-Be My April F-F-Fool."