The Food Scientist Tells Us: "A Deficiency Of Iron, Phosphorus, Potassium, Calcium And The Other Mineral Salts, Colloids And Vitamines Of Vegetable Origin Leads To Numerous Forms Of Physical Disorder." I Yearn To Bite On A Colloid With Phosphorus, Iron And Beans; I Want To Be Filled With Calcium, Grilled, And Veg'Table Vitamines! I Yearn To Bite On A Colloid (Though I Don't Know What It Means) To Line My Inside With Potassium, Fried, And Veg'Table Vitamines. I Would Sate My Soul With Spinach And Dandelion Greens. No Eggs, Nor Ham, Nor Hard-Boiled Clam, But Veg'Table Vitamines. Hi, Waiter! Coddle The Colloids With Phosphorus, Iron And Beans; Though Mineral Salts May Have Some Faults, Bring On The Vitamines.