Nah, Lass, Caar Thi Daan, An Let'S Have A Chat, - It's Long Sin We'd Th' Haase To Ussen; Just Give Me Thi Nooations O' This Thing An That, What Tha Thinks Abaat Measures An Men. We've Lived A Long Time I' This World An We've Seen, A Share Of Its Joys An Its Cares; Tha Wor Nooan Born Baght Wit, An Tha'Rt Net Varry Green, Soa Let'S Hear What Tha Thinks Of Affairs. "Well, Jooany, Aw've Thowt A Gooid Deal I' Mi Time, An Aw Think Wi' One Thing Tha'll Agree, - If Tha'D Listened Sometimes To Advice Sich As Mine, It Mud Ha Been Better For Thee. This Smookin An Drinkin - Tha Knows Tha Does Booath, It's A Sad Waste O' Brass Tha'll Admit; But Awm Net Findin Fault, - Noa Indeed! Awd Be Looath! But Aw Want Thi To Reason A Bit." "Then Tha'Rt Lawse I' Thi Tawk, Tho' Tha Doesn't Mean Wrang, An Tha Says Stuff Aw Darnt Repeat; An Tha Grumels At Hooam If We Chonce To Be Thrang, When Tha Comes Throo Thi Wark Of A Neet. An If Th' Childer Are Noisy, Tha Kicks Up A Shine, Tha Mud Want 'Em As Dummy As Wax; An If They Should Want Owt To Laik Wi' 'At'S Thine, They're Ommost Too Freetened To Ax." "An They All Want New Clooas, They're Ashamed To Be Seen, An Aw've Net Had A New Cap This Year; An Awm Sewer It's Fair Cappin Ha Careful We've Been, There'S Nooan Like Us For That Onnywhear." "Come, Lass, That's Enuff, - When Aw Ax'D Thi To Talk, It Worn'T A Sarmon Aw Meant, Soa Aw'll Don On Mi Hat, An Aw'll Goa For A Walk, For Dang It! Tha'Rt Nivver Content!"