1723-4 Returning Janus[2] Now Prepares, For Bec, A New Supply Of Cares, Sent In A Bag To Dr. Swift, Who Thus Displays The New-Year'S Gift. First, This Large Parcel Brings You Tidings Of Our Good Dean'S Eternal Chidings; Of Nelly'S Pertness, Robin'S Leasings, And Sheridan'S Perpetual Teazings. This Box Is Cramm'D On Every Side With Stella'S Magisterial Pride. Behold A Cage With Sparrows Fill'D, First To Be Fondled, Then Be Kill'D. Now To This Hamper I Invite You, With Six Imagined Cares To Fright You. Here In This Bundle Janus Sends Concerns By Thousands For Your Friends. And Here'S A Pair Of Leathern Pokes, To Hold Your Cares For Other Folks. Here From This Barrel You May Broach A Peck Of Troubles For A Coach. This Ball Of Wax Your Ears Will Darken, Still To Be Curious, Never Hearken. Lest You The Town May Have Less Trouble In Bring All Your Quilca'S [3] Cares To Dublin, For Which He Sends This Empty Sack; And So Take All Upon Your Back.