Sir, Pray Discruciate What Follows. The Dullest Beast, And Gentleman'S Liquor, When Young Is Often Due To The Vicar,[1] The Dullest Of Beasts, And Swine'S Delight, Make Up A Bird Very Swift Of Flight.[2] The Dullest Beast, When High In Stature, And Another Of Royal Nature, For Breeding Is A Useful Creature.[3] The Dullest Beast, And A Party Distress'D, When Too Long, Is Bad At Best.[4] The Dullest Beast, And The Saddle It Wears, Is Good For Partridge, Not For Hares.[5] The Dullest Beast, And Kind Voice Of A Cat, Will Make A Horse Go, Though He Be Not Fat.[6] The Dullest Of Beasts And Of Birds In The Air, Is That By Which All Irishmen Swear.[7] The Dullest Beast, And Famed College For Teagues, Is A Person Very Unfit For Intrigues.[8] The Dullest Beast, And A Cobbler'S Tool, With A Boy That Is Only Fit For School, In Summer Is Very Pleasant And Cool.[9] The Dullest Beast, And That Which You Kiss, May Break A Limb Of Master Or Miss.[10] Of Serpent Kind, And What At Distance Kills, Poor Mistress Dingley Oft Hath Felt Its Bills.[11] The Dullest Beast, And Eggs Unsound, Without It I Rather Would Walk On The Ground.[12] The Dullest Beast, And What Covers A House, Without It A Writer Is Not Worth A Louse.[13] The Dullest Beast, And Scandalous Vermin, Of Roast Or Boil'D, To The Hungry Is Charming.[14] The Dullest Beast, And What's Cover'D With Crust, There'S Nobody But A Fool That Would Trust.[15] The Dullest Beast, And Mending Highways, Is To A Horse An Evil Disease.[16] The Dullest Beast, And A Hole In The Ground, Will Dress A Dinner Worth Five Pound.[17] The Dullest Beast, And What Doctors Pretend, The Cook-Maid Often Has By The End.[18] The Dullest Beast, And Fish For Lent, May Give You A Blow You'll For Ever Repent.[19] The Dullest Beast, And A Shameful Jeer, Without It A Lady Should Never Appear.[20] Wednesday Night. I Writ All These Before I Went To Bed. Pray Explain Them For Me, Because I Cannot Do It.