What Are The Kaiser'S Favorite Poems? Well, Now, You Tax Me Hard: I Know The Kaiser'S Favorite Drink But Do Not Know His Bard; I'm Sure It Is Not Schiller Who Reigns In German Homes. Nor Yet Olympian Goethe, Who Writes The Kaiser'S Poems. Perhaps That Heinrich Heine Has Touched The Kaiser'S Soul; Or Arndt With His Trumpet Call Like A New Conscription Roll; Or, Walther Von Der Vogelweide With His Nest In Mythic Domes, Is The Author And Creator Of The Kaiser'S Favorite Poems. If I Saw The Kaiser'S Library I'd Know Well What He Reads - The Color Of His Fancy And The Prompter Of His Deeds: I'd Learn The Depth And Wisdom Of His Theories And His Gnomes, If I Got But Just A Glance Or Two At The Kaiser'S Favorite Poems. Then Let Us Go To Essen, Where The Kaiser'S Books Are Bound; They Are Full Of "Steel" Engravings - All "Best Sellers" There Are Found; For The Prussian Soul And Spirit Speaks In Rhythm Thro' Those Tomes, And These Without A Question, Are The Kaiser'S Favorite Poems. For Rt. Hon. David Lloyd-George.