John Trott Was Desired By Two Witty Peers To Tell Them The Reason Why Asses Had Ears? 'An'T Please You,' Quoth John, 'I'm Not Given To Letters, Nor Dare I Pretend To Know More Than My Betters; Howe'Er, From This Time I Shall Ne'er See Your Graces, As I Hope To Be Saved! Without Thinking On Asses.'